A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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