Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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