Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Of course, first door on your left

wanna hear a joke? yes

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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