A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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