What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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