How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

lol a man is drowning

Why did it die Nothing died

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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