refridgrator

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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hey John will you make some copies

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Queens Park rangers

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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