"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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You're welcome!

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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