- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

why did the computer crash? it didn't

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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