Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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I am a nigger.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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