How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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so... how about that airplane food

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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WNBA

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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