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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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