- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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