Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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