- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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