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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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