their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Anti Joke

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