- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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