- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

a fish swimming in the water swims

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

knock knock who's there no one

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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