Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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WHAT????

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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women's rights

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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