Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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