Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Anti Joke

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