What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Nickelback

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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My parents died!

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