- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Religion.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

This is not a joke

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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