Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

A sober Amy Winehouse

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

what's worst than being gay? being black

I LIKE TRAINS

There's my tractor.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Your biggest fan.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Women's rights

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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