men's rights.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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