What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Guess what? I like trains.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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