- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I LIKE TRAINS

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Your biggest fan.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Women's rights

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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