- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

WEED!

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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