why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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yes... that's the joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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