How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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