- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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