How much Is a free app on my market?

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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<=3 penis

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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