- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

giddy goat

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

Do you know what color comes after 9?

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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