Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Get off my porch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

kevin kim

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

This one time at band camp....

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