Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

wanna hear a joke? yes

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Of course, first door on your left

A possesed goat: "moo"

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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