What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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hi

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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kcuf read it backwards

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Women's Rights

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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soccer

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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