What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Kathy Griffin.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Anti Joke

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