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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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