- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Of course, first door on your left

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A possesed goat: "moo"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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