There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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leon harney ya pikey

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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