So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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A man sat on a chair

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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