Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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