SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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