I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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