brian mcgee is gay!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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