What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Where's my baby??

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Nickelback

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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