- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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