An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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