- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

leon harney ya pikey

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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