- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

this is not an anti joke

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

canaan and mallory

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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