Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Men's Rights

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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i like cats

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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