How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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