Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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