So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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