Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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i like cats

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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You copy and paster!

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black people. that is all...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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