PATHETIC

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Men's Rights

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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