How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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i like cats

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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