If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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