A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Anti Joke

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