I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A man buys free health care...

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Anti Joke

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