- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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