So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Miley Cyrus.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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i like cats

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Anti Joke

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