- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

David Silberberg is gay

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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