What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Nickelback

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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My parents died!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Anti Joke

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