- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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