What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Womens' sports

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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