- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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