Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Reading books

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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