Donkey lips

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Kim Kardashian got a job.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

We are lawyers

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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