How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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