Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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hey

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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