why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Ken wins!

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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