- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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